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So, the HTB and his friends finally scored some points in the celebrity death pool last week when Sydney Pollack died at 73.  You have never heard such morbid celebration as you when you hear the news that a team’s pick for the celebrity death pool is pushing up the daisies.  Since celebrity deaths always come in clusters of three, if any of the opposing teams had Yves Saint Laurent and Bo Diddley they have also scored some points.  According to the rules that have been explained to me, the younger the celebrity is when they pass the more points that the team gets.  That would mean YSL’s team would have beat the HTB’s team even though Pollack died first.

The pool works similar to fatasy baseball or football leagues, on draft night, once a year, teams sit down and draft celebrities they think are going to die over the course of the next year.  When your celebrity dies your team gets points.  The team with the most points wins the pool of money.  Morbid, eh?  Common?  I am not sure.  This might be a boredom propelled unique phenomenon courtesy of a great dive bar in St. Louis (Kruegers in Clayton).

Since we have our three celebrity deaths, there should be a lull in their pool’s action.  And according to conventional wisdom of celebrity deaths, so I am assuming Kennedy is safe during his surgery.  Either way, rest in peace celebrity three. 



  1. Kim on Monday 2, 2008

    That’s so twisted and sad, yet strangely fascinating.

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  2. motherofbun on Monday 2, 2008

    That is wild. So who else is on HTB’s list? (Is it wierd that those were the first two thoughts in my head? Eeek!) The things people discuss after a few drinks!

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  3. Annie on Monday 2, 2008

    I just wanted you to know that I’ve begun to think of your HTB as being named HTB. In fact, I think the other day I may have actually SAID “HTB” when refering to him in conversation. Do you think I have a problem?

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  4. Melody on Monday 2, 2008

    Mother of Bun – I am not sure of the whole list, but I know they have some money down on Gary Buse

    Annie – you know, I have gotten used to calling him that in conversation too, so I guess we both have problems. I just can’t use the “fia…” word because of that episode of Friends :)

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  5. Paula on Monday 2, 2008

    i have a morbid fascination with celebrity deaths but part of me is a bit disturbed by the idea of rooting for celebrities to die. I found this website called deathlist or something like that, and I couldn’t work out if I was amused or depressed by it!!!

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