I suppose it would be easy to go on about the obvious differences, spending, odor, priorities…

Like the fact that a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.

That a woman always has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

No, I won’t go there.

I will instead give you two instructional videos from two of my favorite video bloggers. I say “favorites” but I’m pretty sure I don’t watch enough of these to have “favorites.”

The first is from a girl, Ms. Bridgett Dale, who currently blogs for ABC Family and has over 450 video posts floating around on the web.

The girl’s perspective:

Cute, quirky and, well, girly.

Next, up is Mr. Iralandia, a Californian ex patriot who now lives in Baja Mexico.  Recently Ira became the unofficial spokesperson for Pacifico Beer.

The guy’s version:

Improvised, out of focus and swinging a machete.

Conclusion: Girls are girls and guys are dangerous.

Archie is the Music Editor and Dude in residence for Girls Guide. You can check out his personal blog at MightyFineCerealFlakes.com where he talks about whatever strikes his fancy and pontificates on pop culture, you can Email him at archie [at] girlsguidetothegalaxy [dot] com, and you can follow him on Twitter - @archiemck.